On the drive home Friday Phil began to grumble about how "they tell you one day eggs and steak are bad for you, and then the next day say these things are good for you. You know what I believe in? I believe in genes. If your family is healthy, you will be healthy. If your family lives long, you will live long. Unless you get hit by a car."
Gee, thanks for that wisdom, but cholesterol is still cholesterol.
While he was on this rant, he transitioned into grumbling about the way people tend to double park on a certain street.
"Puerto Ricans are always double parking! There is a spot right next to them, but they always park in the street!" I interrupt him to inform him that a lot of people do this...
"Yeah? Well I stop and yell 'What the fuck you doin?!' I'll tell you what. Wish I had a snow plow on the front of my car. Would smash them right into the curb."
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