It was my first day driving. I figured it would be an interesting experience because I obviously can't pretend to be asleep while I'm driving... but I had no idea what I was in store for.
I used music as my defense to avoid uncomfortable small talk. This is Phil though, so of course he had to do something irritating. He never wears his seat belt, ever. In my car, this causes a very irritating "seat belt alarm" to continuously ring. Does he not hear this alarm? I'm not sure.
Is it wrong of me to tell him to put that shit on? Do I even really want him to, since he will most likely stretch it out? So many unanswered questions.
So anyway, the drive was going fine.... until I see him picking his nose...
I just had to pretend I didn't see it.
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